there’s nothing inherently wrong with a low-maintenance person being in a relationship with someone who’s significantly higher maintenance but, every time i see a straight couple where the guy is wearing just like. an oversized t-shirt and jeans, and MAYBE he took a shower and brushed his hair this morning, meanwhile the girl is wearing something Sexey and has makeup and styled hair that definitely took no less than an hour to do,, i feel instantly fucking rabid and i wanna piledrive the dude into the ground







